dude dont touch my cape
luv letters
booty pix
new folder
trash

i mighta been born just plain white trash but fancy was my name

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Posted on 15th Apr at 12:39 AM, with 18 notes

catsweaterbootyqueen:

i wish i had a cabinet with a magic drawer that i could just put cash in and close it and when i reopened it there would be weed in its place. id never have to talk to anyone again and i could avoid all sorts of awkward conversations and weird social navigation and that’d just really be ideal for me thanks

a ‘lake house’ au where keanu reeves is my dealer. that’s what im asking for here

Posted on 14th Apr at 10:13 PM, with 3 notes
kiss kiss eat a dick: i cant deal w it
kiss kiss eat a dick: youve opened the flood gates
kiss kiss eat a dick: WHY ARENT YOU IN MY BED SO I CAN PUNCH YOU
kiss kiss eat a dick: not you
kiss kiss eat a dick: i mean not harry
kiss kiss eat a dick: you
kiss kiss eat a dick: but also harry
Thor Brodinson: oh
Thor Brodinson: i was about to say
Posted on 14th Apr at 8:11 PM, with 37 notes

lil-reina:

being a waitress is mostly a joke ppl treat us like trash and we’re usually overworked and that’s all i have to say

Posted on 13th Apr at 11:14 AM, with 35,112 notes

cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

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