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Posted on 2nd Oct at 3:22 AM, with 188,802 notes
mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

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mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

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Posted on 30th Sep at 9:29 PM, with 230,193 notes

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

Posted on 29th Sep at 11:32 PM, with 17,431 notes

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

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